|
|
Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 5, 2013 19:01:46 GMT -8
You can. And when people find out who's been tinkering with their wildest desires, they form a lynch mob.
I wish that money was no longer an object.
|
|
Dav Man'Sell
Member
Posts: 741 
Affiliation: The Jedi Order - Jedi High Council/Jedi Praxeum of Yavin IV
Traffic Light: Red
|
Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 6, 2013 3:03:34 GMT -8
Money is no longer an object; it becomes time, making the old adage "time is money" true. The world becomes exactly like the world in the film In Time. You don't get to be Justin Timberlake and hook up with Amanda Seyfried, however, you do feature in the film - you are the first person we see dead from running out of time, at 25 for 2 years - or 27, as we like to know it. Your family never pays back the gambling debt you accrued, meaning you basically doom your entire bloodline to early deaths.
I wish to play Hamlet one day for the RSC
|
|
Xeonon Solomon
The First Order
Posts: 2,206
Affiliation: First Order
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by Xeonon Solomon on May 6, 2013 5:52:11 GMT -8
Wish granted unfourtanitly its for the Royal Society of Chemistry and they have no appreciation for it or your awesome skills.
I wish that I could have very mild super powers/
|
|
|
|
Post by Darth Maeve on May 6, 2013 6:48:49 GMT -8
Not being specific on your super power you get very mild taco bell hot sauce as a power that of which you shoot out of your fingers
I wish i had a gallon of milk
|
|
Xeonon Solomon
The First Order
Posts: 2,206
Affiliation: First Order
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by Xeonon Solomon on May 6, 2013 7:25:18 GMT -8
Wish granted, you now have four liters of milk and you must drink it all. At once. In one sitting. Right now.
I wish that I didnt need to have to get a real job and could stay young forever.
|
|
|
|
Post by Darth Maeve on May 6, 2013 7:28:12 GMT -8
wish granted but ever year you decrease into a younger age to where finally you are nothing and no one remembers you
I wish i had pancakes
|
|
|
|
Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 6, 2013 7:54:19 GMT -8
You get them. They're horrible. And for whatever reason, some cold bastard didn't put out maple syrup or butter or jam...
I wish I was better looking.
|
|
|
|
Post by Darth Maeve on May 6, 2013 8:01:42 GMT -8
You become better looking, but as a statue, still alive but unable to move or speak to live all eternity being complemented and unable to say a thing
I wish I had a pet penguin
|
|
|
|
Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 6, 2013 8:48:28 GMT -8
Congratulations, pet penguin! He's a mean little shit, and nobody comes over anymore thanks to Satan Jr.'s nasty biting habits.
I wish it would stop raining.
|
|
|
|
Post by Darth Maeve on May 6, 2013 8:54:48 GMT -8
It stop raining only to never rain again and soon everything dies and all the water dries up leaving you to rot i the hotness of the sun
I wish I had a room mate
|
|
Dav Man'Sell
Member
Posts: 741
Affiliation: The Jedi Order - Jedi High Council/Jedi Praxeum of Yavin IV
Traffic Light: Red
|
Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 6, 2013 9:22:55 GMT -8
You have a room mate; they're your biggest crush, and keep bringing home other people from nights out. You are referred to as the 'special friend'.
I wish my girlfriend would let us actually go to the cinema tonight.
|
|
|
|
Post by Darth Maeve on May 6, 2013 9:52:38 GMT -8
your girlfriend agrees to let you got to the cinema but seeing as it crowded you have to sit next to the hottest girl in the world in which your girlfriend walks in to suprise you and see you sitting next to a woman, she than get jealous and dumps you on the spot.
I wish i had an energy drink
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 10:22:32 GMT -8
you get one. but you have to sell your soul for it
I wish i wasn't locked out
|
|
Dav Man'Sell
Member
Posts: 741
Affiliation: The Jedi Order - Jedi High Council/Jedi Praxeum of Yavin IV
Traffic Light: Red
|
Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 6, 2013 12:53:30 GMT -8
your girlfriend agrees to let you got to the cinema but seeing as it crowded you have to sit next to the hottest girl in the world in which your girlfriend walks in to suprise you and see you sitting next to a woman, she than get jealous and dumps you on the spot. That actually sounds like the kind of thing she'd do. you get one. but you have to sell your soul for it I wish i wasn't locked out You're no longer locked out; You're locked in. I wish I didn't have a trapped nerve in my chest |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 13:07:19 GMT -8
You no longer have a trapped nerve in your chest. For that matter, you no longer have a chest.
I wish I had a drink.
|
|
Dav Man'Sell
Member
Posts: 741
Affiliation: The Jedi Order - Jedi High Council/Jedi Praxeum of Yavin IV
Traffic Light: Red
|
Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 6, 2013 13:09:34 GMT -8
You have a drink. It smells faintly of almonds. You fail to realise until after you've sipped it that this is because it contains cyanide. There is no cure.
I wish I was James Bond, just for a day. Kissing all the girls and blowing the bad guys away.
|
|
|
|
Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 6, 2013 13:46:28 GMT -8
You are James Bond. The George Lazenby version. Good luck getting some with that crushed velvet thing.
I wish I didn't get so tongue-tied.
|
|
Dav Man'Sell
Member
Posts: 741
Affiliation: The Jedi Order - Jedi High Council/Jedi Praxeum of Yavin IV
Traffic Light: Red
|
Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 6, 2013 14:17:25 GMT -8
You don't get tongue tied at all; your tongue is permanently lax and limp, hanging from your mouth at all times.
I wish I was like Sherlock Holmes
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 14:41:51 GMT -8
You become Sherlock... but only lives when Steven Moffat gives i swizzle stick about you, and so you mysteriously are dead 13+ months at a time
I wish my anxiety wasn't set off so easily
|
|
Dav Man'Sell
Member
Posts: 741
Affiliation: The Jedi Order - Jedi High Council/Jedi Praxeum of Yavin IV
Traffic Light: Red
|
Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 6, 2013 15:26:30 GMT -8
OOooooh, that's a great answer. Nicely done.
Your anxiety vanishes; too much. You become so chilled out that nothing ever upsets you. Things go wrong, and you just shrug and ignore it. You become so complacent about your life that you leave everything you should deal with so late that it becomes too late to deal with it. This, of course, breaks your life a bit.
I wish I had an X-Wing.
|
|
