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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 15:34:30 GMT -8
You have an X-wing. Unfortunately, it's the Micro Machines version.
I wish I had a toothpick.
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Kalosis
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Post by Kalosis on May 6, 2013 15:47:18 GMT -8
You do, its lodged in your eye.
I wish I wasn't feeling blah.
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 6, 2013 16:10:40 GMT -8
You aren't. Unfortunately, the wish is one-use-only. I wish I was ageless. |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 16:14:08 GMT -8
You live forever, thus outliving everyone you've ever loved and eventually you become so depressed from loss of those you loved that you kill yourself.
I wish I had a Portal gun.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 6, 2013 16:25:00 GMT -8
You have a portal gun. Your aim is off, and you lack the gravity-shielding leg braces. You end up portalling yourself to a messy, splattery death.
I wish I was a famous, very funny, Stand Up Comedian
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 6, 2013 21:34:33 GMT -8
And so you shall become! You're able to make a joke out of anything! This goes over fantastically until the fame gets to your head and you try your hand at joking during Great Aunt Tessie's funeral.
I wish life was simpler.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 7, 2013 3:41:26 GMT -8
You find yourself living as a Christian gladiatorial slave in Rome. Your life is now very simple. You fight in the Arena to earn the right to food. You win or you die. Simple.
I wish my life were more like a Science Fiction
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 7, 2013 3:56:12 GMT -8
your life evolves around science fiction and you live happly until the cybermen attack turning you into one
I wish I had a bacon maple cupcake
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 7, 2013 4:37:04 GMT -8
You have a bacon maple cupcake. However, you have also developed an allergy to bacon, maple, and cupcakes. You go into anaphylactic shock after your first bite, and suffocate to death thanks to the swelling of your own throat muscles.
I wish I had good, tasty food in the house
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2013 4:49:25 GMT -8
you have healthy soul food in the house... but you have to destroy your house to get to it
I wish i can rewind time so i could have slept last night
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 7, 2013 5:57:24 GMT -8
You rewind time so that you could have slept last night. However, you overshoot by a few thousand years. You end up sleeping in Shakespeare's bed, and when you wake up, you have no idea how to get home again.
I wish I could teleport
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2013 6:07:46 GMT -8
you can teleport on plane of standard three dimensions... but you can only pick the numbers, your first three are in order "Top of mt everest, in the pacific trench, and somehow the surface of pluto"
I wish i wasn't so nervous about playing for my juries
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me!
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on May 7, 2013 6:28:47 GMT -8
You become so confident that you don't practice anything. You subsequently fail.
I wish I had a better job.
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Xeonon Solomon
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on May 7, 2013 9:05:19 GMT -8
You have a better job, to bad that three days after you get the new amazing job that pays amazing and is your dream job the market for said job crashes. Now you have a job that pays dirt, nothing you do matters at your place of employment and a meteor is about to hit where you work
I wish Maple Syrup did not cost for us Canuks.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on May 7, 2013 9:11:39 GMT -8
Maple Syrup is free however bacon is now unaffordable to everyone except the super rich.
I wish I won my last game of Risk.
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Zalor Anneri
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Post by Zalor Anneri on May 7, 2013 11:25:08 GMT -8
Congratulations - you won your last game of Risk, which took 12 hours non-stop, against your best friends who all now hate you for having wasted their time trying to better your infallible strategies, and you pass out from hunger because you haven't eaten a darn thing since you started.
I wish I could fly a small airplane.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2013 14:38:56 GMT -8
You learn to fly a small airplane but then you disappear over the Bermuda Triangle. You're lost forever.
I wish I had bought some bacon on my last shopping trip.
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Post by Darth Maeve on May 7, 2013 15:26:46 GMT -8
you buy the bacon only to get home to see that it is rotten
I WIsh I didnt have to go on my family vacation
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Adelle Bastiel
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Right or wrong? I can hardly tell. I'm on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell.
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Post by Adelle Bastiel on May 7, 2013 16:31:12 GMT -8
You don't haver to go on your family vacation because you have no family.
I wish I was a tiger.
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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 7, 2013 16:42:11 GMT -8
You become a tiger. More specifically, you become Tony the Tiger. You spend the rest of your days shilling sugary cereal and fending off accusations of steroid abuse.
I wish the next person to post was madly in love with me.
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