Zalor Anneri
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Post by Zalor Anneri on Jul 30, 2013 6:33:48 GMT -8
Alllllllright.....
The thread hijacking ends here. Let's get back to corrupting wishes.
I wish I had a giant robot to do my bidding.
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Post by The Major on Jul 30, 2013 16:19:33 GMT -8
Nope. Wish corrupted; we'll keep this jacked until the people who do things do things.
I wish for a cheeky comeback.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2013 16:43:22 GMT -8
I knock you out with coma gas and tattoo obscenities on your cheeks.
I wish for a conspiracy.
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Post by The Major on Jul 30, 2013 21:47:30 GMT -8
You get a conspiracy. Now you have to take two showers to get all of that stuff off your chest.
I wish to grow old, lonely. To have my break and know the sorrow of being one and only.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2013 4:42:53 GMT -8
You get your break, Barbara Gordon style.
I wish for FRAGO.
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Post by The Major on Jul 31, 2013 10:30:09 GMT -8
You get FRAGO since I don't know what in blazes that is.
Wish for a new rubber band.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2013 10:36:55 GMT -8
You get a rubber band. It breaks.
I wish there was someone who knew what the hell I was talking about so they could corrupt that wish properly.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2013 12:26:20 GMT -8
Wish granted you and Susan Boyle make a lovely couple.
I wish that I could stop singing Les Mis and making constant Les Mis references.
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Post by The Major on Jul 31, 2013 13:58:45 GMT -8
Eww. Granted without hesitation. It's not even that great.
I wish to piss off a Doctor Who fanboy to the point of committing suicide.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2013 14:00:56 GMT -8
To do that, you have to become intimately familiar with Doctor Who. And the more you learn, the more you like it. You have a sonic screwdriver and a fez by the end of the week.
I wish they'd hurry up and announce who the next doctor is.
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Post by The Major on Aug 1, 2013 9:15:19 GMT -8
It's Major. She kills everyone.
Das finale.
I wish to stop my hands from shaking. Hate when it happens.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 9:21:36 GMT -8
They stop shaking because they fall off. Have fun with that.
I wish for more hands.
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Post by The Major on Aug 1, 2013 9:30:00 GMT -8
You've got them —they are Egyptian hands as they feel you up and take anything of value as you lay dying. You did kill 56 of them though. So it's not so bad.
You are coming home.
In a coffin.
Wrapped in a flag.
I wish I could be even prouder to be an American, where at least I know I'm free —to be monitored by the NYPD.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 9:39:40 GMT -8
You could be, but you're a lazy mick, so that ain't gonna happen.
I wish for my very own Babel fish.
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Post by The Major on Aug 1, 2013 9:42:51 GMT -8
You've got. Actually, since you're dead your next of kin gets it.
Wish for a Riesenpuzzle to throw out.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 9:48:01 GMT -8
You get one, but it's coated with a deadly neurotoxin.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie. It looked damned tasty.
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Post by The Major on Aug 1, 2013 9:55:07 GMT -8
It wasn't a lie. You just murdered her.
I wish Glados didn't look like a bound and gaged woman, hanging upside down.
That's how my mind sees it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 9:56:40 GMT -8
I never thought of it like that.
Hot.
She doesn't look like one, because she was replaced by one. You took her place.
I wish I didn't mail my copies of the Portal games back home now.
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Post by The Major on Aug 1, 2013 10:20:20 GMT -8
Hmm.
I do like testing.....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 10:22:57 GMT -8
Truthfully, Glados is one sexy bitch. Oh for a chance to interface with her...
She can test on me all she wants.
There's my wish.
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