The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 1, 2013 10:31:48 GMT -8
You got it. Dignity? You no longer have that.
I wish for more troops.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 10:36:22 GMT -8
I don't new dignity, I have Glados.
You get your troops. All three of them. Actually, they're just more voices.
I wish for an Infinite Improbability Drive.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 1, 2013 10:50:11 GMT -8
Sure.
I wish for three more.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 10:51:14 GMT -8
I lend you three of mine.
I wish to read back through the Hitchhiker's Guide series now.
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Post by The Major on Aug 1, 2013 11:20:18 GMT -8
I'll do it for you.
Here it is, in my left hand.
Wish for better coffee.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 11:22:16 GMT -8
You order some, but they send it to me instead. Mmmm, coffee.
I wish for a sonic screwdriver.
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Post by The Major on Aug 1, 2013 14:31:37 GMT -8
You've got it. Can you guess where I paid Cass to place it?
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Post by Gukky on Aug 3, 2013 15:57:39 GMT -8
That wish don't need no help.
I wish for help.
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Post by The Major on Aug 3, 2013 16:03:20 GMT -8
I help you.
Eyes open, and check your corners. Stay away from shadows, and don't make too many expressions.
I wish for a Buddy Holly outfit.
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Post by Titan on Aug 3, 2013 16:05:26 GMT -8
Got it straight from the man himself. Even has a few of those "bone" things still in the sleeves.
I wish for a genie.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:07:50 GMT -8
You get a genie. It's Diva in a bottle.
I wish for loud.
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Post by The Major on Aug 3, 2013 16:08:23 GMT -8
You got it but he's evil.
No time for a wish.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:09:19 GMT -8
There's always time for a wish. I make one for you. You don't want to know what it is.
I still wish for loud.
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Post by Titan on Aug 3, 2013 16:11:43 GMT -8
You are unable to do anything but shout for the rest of your loud existence.
I wish for a fancy avatar
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Post by The Major on Aug 3, 2013 16:12:59 GMT -8
It's dare.
I wish for a wishhammer.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:13:22 GMT -8
You get a fancy one. Unfortunately, kinda pathetic.
I wish for a master key.
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Post by Titan on Aug 3, 2013 16:15:03 GMT -8
You got it. Unfortunately, this key is inside an impenetrable vault, and you seem to have misplaced the key.
I wish for a fancy signature.
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Post by The Major on Aug 3, 2013 16:15:30 GMT -8
You got it, but now you're a cripple.
Wish for a wheelchair.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 16:15:44 GMT -8
You get one, and good timing too, because you've broken everything in your lower body.
I wish for a really big stick to beat people with.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 3, 2013 16:17:23 GMT -8
You get it. Right in the kidney.
I wish for a pair of pants.
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