Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 7, 2013 18:32:49 GMT -8
Done. You have neither tongue nor teeth.
I wish my teeth could reflect and focus light.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Aug 7, 2013 18:36:36 GMT -8
Perfect, now you look like the Major.
I wish for everybody to enjoy their lives.
In Hell.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 6:01:58 GMT -8
Hell, as it turns out, is quite nice. A bit on the warm side, but the music is good and the booze is better.
I wish to banish you to Heaven.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 8, 2013 6:14:12 GMT -8
Sure. Unfortunately, it's a politicians Heaven. Fantastic reputation while campaigning, hell when you actually get there. So Major loves it.
I wish I could dance if I wanted to.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 6:20:25 GMT -8
You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Or you could if you had any.
I wish for pi.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 8, 2013 6:22:55 GMT -8
Done. For the rest of your days, you shall recite and calculate pi. Thanks Joker  I wish for friendship. |
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Aug 8, 2013 6:36:27 GMT -8
Hi!
Hi best friend!
What are we doing today?
Kuroro has this new dress and we were thinking that mayyyyyyyyybe we could have you wear it!
Come on, best friend, don't make us pull you apart by the arms trying to drag you to the dressing room.
I wish you people didn't look so good pushing roses.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 8, 2013 6:39:02 GMT -8
I am literally now pushing roses. I have a wheelbarrow filled with roses, and am taking them to the market to sell. I am too sweaty to look good.
I wish I had a "totally radical bod, yo"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 6:55:20 GMT -8
It's a hypercube. Have fun.
I wish for a time machine.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Aug 8, 2013 7:00:55 GMT -8
Okay, but it breaks down in the Stone Age.
I wish Mephistopheles would come here and ask me out already. He knows I love him.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 7:02:18 GMT -8
He does, but he's only playing with your heart. I swear, demonic entities are such bastards.
I wish for a post.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 8, 2013 7:04:09 GMT -8
Done. Hitchable and everything.
I wish for a Horse.
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Post by The Major on Aug 8, 2013 9:22:53 GMT -8
Aye, it's undead, like one of those zombie horses from RDR.
I wish we all could look so pretty.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 8, 2013 9:30:41 GMT -8
Done. Now no one knows what "pretty" looks like.
I wish we could all be blind for a month.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 10:00:40 GMT -8
We are. A lot of people die, but most of us hide indoors and become mole people. I wish for hip sunglasses. But more like John Lennon ones.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 10:04:33 GMT -8
John Lennon's estate sends you some sunglasses, specifically modified to be worn on the hips.
I wish for a bit of rubbing alcohol.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 8, 2013 11:30:33 GMT -8
Done. Unfortunately, it is given on the sole condition that you must feed it to your pet.
I wish for a jetpack.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 12:38:20 GMT -8
You fly too high and get attacked by storks. I wish for a bird net.
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Titan
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Post by Titan on Aug 8, 2013 13:45:28 GMT -8
Unfortunately, you baffled the pronunciation, and got a Nerd Bet. If the next Doctor is better than the current one, you have to shave your head bald.
I wish for a pocket watch.
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Post by Death Angel on Aug 9, 2013 8:03:14 GMT -8
Granted. Unfortunately, the pocket watch spoils the moment you touched it and reads a different and random timezone each hour.
I wish for more wishes.
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