The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 9, 2013 10:22:12 GMT -8
And I stole them all.
I wish for more food for my shhticky friend.
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Death Angel
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Post by Death Angel on Aug 9, 2013 11:11:04 GMT -8
Done. But I ate it all, in retaliation.
I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted...
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Post by Titan on Aug 9, 2013 12:05:24 GMT -8
Done. But you can only use these wishes to wish for more wishes.
I wish I'd read the entire page before I posed the above statement.
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Post by The Major on Aug 9, 2013 14:15:28 GMT -8
You did. It turns out your intel improved wish causes you to fall into a dark trap that should not be described.
I wish for.....
*grins*
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Post by Titan on Aug 10, 2013 7:21:44 GMT -8
Your body is now covered with mouths, all grinning because they cannot scream.
I wish for fancy clothing.
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Post by The Major on Aug 10, 2013 14:35:28 GMT -8
Got it. Unfortunately, you are currently walking through the most crime riddled neighborhood in South Africa. And.... Three.... Two..... One.....
I wish for more up to date news reports.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 24, 2013 7:55:10 GMT -8
They are so up to date that you hear about it before it happens and all the mystery in life is gone.
I wish I could make out with Milla Jovovich
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2013 8:09:52 GMT -8
You can. Turns out, she's a dude though.
I wish for ibuprofen.
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Death Angel
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Post by Death Angel on Aug 24, 2013 9:48:53 GMT -8
Granted. Unfortunately, I stole it all.
I wish for the next person to post in this thread.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 24, 2013 12:27:08 GMT -8
ha, should of saw that coming....
So be it! But I didn't post another wish so now the flow is all off.
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Post by Death Angel on Aug 25, 2013 23:42:40 GMT -8
Then I wish for the next person to post a wish!
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Post by The Major on Aug 26, 2013 6:37:47 GMT -8
Granted, I wish for you to be keelhualed.
I wish I knew why my fire escape is designed with black spiral hearts.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 6:51:20 GMT -8
You know, and now you can never be happy again.
I wish to jump a week into the future.
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Post by The Major on Aug 26, 2013 7:01:28 GMT -8
Now you're in the Hürtgenwald. You meet a monk, and he teaches you the Force. You become a douchebag Druid in the forest.
I wish the Ewoks had died.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 7:03:42 GMT -8
They died. Dragus commits suicide out of grief.
I wish for a very particular sort of excuse.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 26, 2013 7:05:04 GMT -8
Sure.
Happy?
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Post by Death Angel on Aug 26, 2013 11:57:41 GMT -8
I wish I were happy again in the light of Dragus' death. #bromance
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Aug 26, 2013 16:27:51 GMT -8
It turns out that Dragus is a lady.
Stick that in your bro-homo pipe.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 26, 2013 19:35:45 GMT -8
I wish Chloro's Nazi SS avatar would be sent to the Eastern Front
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Post by The Major on Aug 27, 2013 5:36:06 GMT -8
She's not a Nazi. Look closely: the girl only has one eye. Cripples aren't allowed to serve in the SS. She can maybe pull Volksduetsch duty though.....
Wish failed! Zing! Script! Splat!
No, needs more shhhhhplat.
I wish for a picture that sums up.
Just that: sums.
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