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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 27, 2013 6:26:26 GMT -8
Then she stole Himmler's hat! SS Death's Head on her cap. You got one but it sums up SO well that your head explodes from it's awesome level of sumatude because it's Tom Clancy and he likes explosions.  |
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Chloro
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Sparkle and glitter, gleam, glow - SHINE!
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Post by Chloro on Aug 27, 2013 7:27:07 GMT -8
Wish all you like. Pictures are treachery.
I wish that I could go to the eastern front. I'd do things right this time.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 27, 2013 7:32:59 GMT -8
Granted. Your killed during the Siege of Leningrad.
I wish I could read people's minds.
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Post by Death Angel on Aug 27, 2013 8:00:59 GMT -8
It is finished.
Unfortunately, you can't control it, so you simultaneously read the minds of everyone on the planet at their combined volume, which leaves you in great anguish from mental trauma.
I wish I were the angel of life, not death.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 27, 2013 12:48:06 GMT -8
Unfortunately you were never the former or latter. Chloro and I laugh merrily as Operation Spring Awakening is a resounding success with her assistance.
Turns out Russians DO make good shoelace.
I wish for more shoelaces. An abundance with many colors and patterns.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 27, 2013 14:06:39 GMT -8
You shall have it. Too bad you get it wrapped around you neck choke to death.
I wish Major was alive again.
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Post by The Major on Aug 27, 2013 15:03:45 GMT -8
Thanks to your shoddy grammar, she was never dead in the first place. She's sitting at a table with you at a great restaurant and plenty of wine.
Then she moseys over, gets down on one knee, and pops THE question: "My shoelace is nice, Ja?"
I wish I had the time to draw my own avatars. So many fashion choices.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 27, 2013 15:58:33 GMT -8
Yes! OMG yes! It's soooo good at keeping your shoe on!
You start drawing them but poke yourself with the pencil and get lead poisoning. NOW you die.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 27, 2013 19:22:45 GMT -8
Except I'm severely anemic and it's just the thing to perk up my day.
Sleepy wish.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2013 20:58:40 GMT -8
You get sleep, but you spend all night dreaming in Russian.
I wish to skip today.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 28, 2013 4:29:18 GMT -8
You do, but for some reason you are now a skinhead —you weren't that far off anyway. Enjoy being the lamest thing on Earth.
I wish I could legally carry a rifle throughout New York and legally smash people's faces with it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2013 5:12:06 GMT -8
Your city repeals their utterly ridiculous gun laws and kinda gets carried away, so congrats. Soon you're wandering about the city, smashing faces at will. But then the hipsters start arming themselves, because naturally they're going to be the main targets. Suddenly, they're forming roving gangs and beating people for listening to pop music and dressing in an unironic manner. (They don't shoot them, because actually shooting people with guns is too mainstream.) You're walking to the train when day when, out of nowhere, they attack. The last thing you see is a pasty white dude with a handlebar mustache and a $10 coffee as he smashes the butt of his rifle down on your face.
I wish I hadn't wasted so much time writing that.
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Post by The Major on Aug 28, 2013 7:56:46 GMT -8
You didn't, and nobody read it. It never happened.
I wish they would make a 5.56mm revolver.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2013 8:08:52 GMT -8
They do. Unfortunately, I don't know that it ever got past the concept stage. I wish for my internet wasn't shit here.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 28, 2013 8:15:09 GMT -8
Doesn't count.
Granted. It's not shit. It's piss.
I wish for winter.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2013 8:18:37 GMT -8
Winter is coming.
I can't corrupt that one. I've been in the desert too long. Gimme cold and snow.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 28, 2013 12:24:07 GMT -8
You freeze to death.
I wish I had the money to buy a fully operational Type VII U-boat and hire a crew so I could target random passenger ships and cause chaos on the high seas.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Aug 29, 2013 7:17:11 GMT -8
It springs a leak in the toilet. No problem. Seal it off!
Good luck sealing your bladders.
I wish for a Russian-made nuclear submarine, with nukes. Destination - Indonesia! Sightseeing!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 7:48:07 GMT -8
You get one, but no crew and you have no idea how to run the thing or launch the nukes.
I wish for soon.
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Post by The Major on Aug 29, 2013 11:29:17 GMT -8
Soon comes swiftly with Gukky's newly improved sub with a crew. Target? Eygpt.
Bye.
I wish for a chance.
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