Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Sept 2, 2013 9:00:34 GMT -8
Every morning. Unfortunately, I begin to enjoy it.
I wish for new shoes.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 2, 2013 9:44:07 GMT -8
I get them but they have no laces, you have to talk to Major about that.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Sept 2, 2013 10:12:33 GMT -8
I wish you'd start wishing.
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Post by The Major on Sept 2, 2013 10:50:37 GMT -8
He does. And now something that hurts your feelings happens.
I don't know what it is, but it's something you know. Everybody has one.
I wish Gukky would tell me his. I'd treasure it immensely.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 2, 2013 10:59:39 GMT -8
There is another me, a little older, a little smarter and it hurts me immensely - in all kind of ways. Unfortunately, there's only one in the world. And I'm not telling where.
I wish Major would tell me hers.
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Post by The Major on Sept 2, 2013 11:05:38 GMT -8
You don't already know?
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 2, 2013 12:07:43 GMT -8
I also wish to know what Major's is. Why don't you tell us?
Oh I also wish I had my own private stash of opium. That stuff is gooooooood.
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Post by The Major on Sept 2, 2013 12:45:14 GMT -8
I'm not telling you jack shit. This is for Gukky. He's special.
I wish somebody helps this guy out.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 2, 2013 14:00:17 GMT -8
Hold up, what about my goric?
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Post by The Major on Sept 2, 2013 19:20:39 GMT -8
It's in Shanghai. Book a fight today.
I wish for more turnips.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Sept 2, 2013 21:53:30 GMT -8
As you succeed in weaponising them, someone steals them. Maybe you'll have better luck with potatoes.
I like potatoes. They're like apples from the ground.
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Post by The Major on Sept 3, 2013 3:21:27 GMT -8
Gross. You're not supposed to eat them raw. My sister does that constantly and I'm tired of it.
I wish Gukky would tell me his dreams.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 3, 2013 7:28:23 GMT -8
He does. It's usually half-remembered faces and lost items.
I wish that English wouldn't have this poverty of words that would make it so easy to find loopholes.
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Post by Chloro on Sept 3, 2013 8:01:28 GMT -8
It's easier to force you to be truthful instead.
I wish for honesty.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 8:17:43 GMT -8
I hate you.
I wish you all could appreciate how awesome it is to not be in a desert. Grass and trees are amazing.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Sept 3, 2013 8:33:40 GMT -8
Appreciation so great, it make you want to marry it.
Why don't you marry it if you hate other things so much?
I wish you do. I wish you and your tree the greatest of happiness.
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Post by The Major on Sept 3, 2013 9:01:42 GMT -8
He get splinters on his $&@$.
And then the tree gets pregnant with triplets.
Honestly? I just want to kill people from a clock tower. In my bones, I just want to see a head take a rifle round through the temple and out the other side, hear that pop, and then chamber the next and move on and on and on until something stops me.
Yaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 3, 2013 15:07:14 GMT -8
Very well, your wish is granted. You kill 32 people before the SWAT team takes you down.
I wish for more wishes.
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Post by The Major on Sept 3, 2013 16:54:33 GMT -8
32? Not bad.
You get more wishes, but due to a typographical error they mistake it with moar. You get a moar instead.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 17:02:02 GMT -8
I wish you and Chloro would freeze to death in a meat locker. Bonus points if you kill her and use her hide as a blanket to prolong the inevitable.
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