The Major
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Post by The Major on Sept 3, 2013 17:07:14 GMT -8
Hang on. Diva and Chloro, or Major or Chloro?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 17:11:30 GMT -8
Major. Diva would enjoy it entirely too much. She can use the bones for...things after the fact.
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Post by The Major on Sept 3, 2013 17:15:34 GMT -8
Your loss.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 3, 2013 18:11:45 GMT -8
Are you talking about what I think your talking about?
I wish I was an astronaut.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Sept 3, 2013 20:30:49 GMT -8
You should have tested your suit for leaks before you went for a moonwalk.
I imagine that Major's freakishly long arms will make a highly fashionable fashion item. I want them. I wish for them.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 3, 2013 20:50:42 GMT -8
Without a steady supply of blood they die and rot away leaving you with stinky rotten noodle arms.
I wish for a box full of happy, playful puppies.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Sept 3, 2013 21:01:08 GMT -8
You get them, but because I don't have Major's arms anymore I'll be taking the puppies instead.
I dare you to call me something. I double dare you.
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Post by The Major on Sept 4, 2013 4:52:09 GMT -8
You like men. I like men. Wanna talk about it? No, let's not.
I wish to take his brain, and then put it into a woman's body. The power would feel overwhelming. Then you realize you get paid less for doing the same job and suddenly your soul looks like a thousands of bayonets waiting to skewer babies.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 4, 2013 8:27:35 GMT -8
Could we skip the whole lobotomy thing? I could just laugh it off at a distance.
That's wishful thinking at its best.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 8:38:46 GMT -8
Volunteer someone else for the lobotomy.
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Post by The Major on Sept 4, 2013 11:37:03 GMT -8
Eralam, you're in denial about how you like looking at man ass, why not have your brain switched?
I'll throw in extra morphine -just because you're my best friend.
I wish for more subjects. I'm running a little low from this POS.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 13:39:09 GMT -8
You are now your only test subject, but due to a recent outbreak of multiple personalities in that twisted little head of yours, you now have hundreds.
I wish to borrow a few of them. I'll give them back, I promise.
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Post by The Major on Sept 4, 2013 15:22:18 GMT -8
Covered in man juice? No thanks.
I'm an Irish Catholic. that means I can kill non Catholics and drink and still go to heaven.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 15:42:23 GMT -8
No man juice involved. Just science.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 4, 2013 18:54:10 GMT -8
I wish I could eat bacon everyday for the rest of my life.
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Post by The Major on Sept 5, 2013 8:22:19 GMT -8
Granted. But you get fatter and get more pimples.
Bacon is dangerous. Treat it with respect.
I wish for another She Wants Revenge album that is all dark and sensual. I hate when bands cheer up.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Sept 6, 2013 0:03:36 GMT -8
They get back to that but they also sell-out. They become so popular, it's like Justine Bieber all over again.
I wish for something jazzy.
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Post by The Major on Sept 6, 2013 5:02:33 GMT -8
Granted, but now you're stuck coming with me to the jazz club I frequent on Tuesdays. It's dark in there, so if you feel something on your butt, it's not me.
I wish for Freebird to cause cancer.
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Post by Gukky on Sept 6, 2013 7:42:07 GMT -8
Thankfully its only a benign tumor.
I wish for more escalators.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 7:59:29 GMT -8
Escalators everywhere. Due to the increased demand, safety regulations are relaxed. This leads to your untimely but otherwise hilarious demise.
I wish my duffel bag was made with Time Lord technology. Gonna be hard to make all the socks fit without it.
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