Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 16, 2014 8:18:22 GMT -8
Ink poisoning is not allowed!
You're an un-named goon in an action film.
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The Major
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Mar 16, 2014 17:24:21 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Mar 16, 2014 17:24:21 GMT -8
"Pfft. Thank goodness I called out sick tonight."
You attempt to bargain with a hydra.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 16, 2014 21:17:12 GMT -8
"And free dental for the whole family.."
Cause of death? Mortgage and starvation.
Ask Chloro for a backrub.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 4:52:55 GMT -8
"That's not what I meant by deep tissue."
Run headlong into a necromorph.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 17, 2014 6:43:06 GMT -8
"You want my head? You want to eat my brains?! COME AND GET IT, MAGGOT!"
Toss rocks a tank.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 7:13:33 GMT -8
"I have tossed the 'rocks a tank.' What happens now?"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 17, 2014 8:46:52 GMT -8
You catch Chloro making an omission.
She says "Kill yourself."
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 8:55:34 GMT -8
"I don't feel like it. You first. Maybe I'll get ideas if you do it."
You are forced to watch Divergent at troll point.
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The Holy Man
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Post by The Holy Man on Mar 17, 2014 10:17:27 GMT -8
"Still a better love story than Twilight..."
Someone has thrown you and six dozen poisonous spiders into a zorb and pushed you down a hill.
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Sephar D'cav
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Post by Sephar D'cav on Mar 17, 2014 10:41:59 GMT -8
Squash, squash, squash! "Ow!...That one felt more pointy than the others I rolled on."
Pet poison dart frog incident.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 17, 2014 10:59:54 GMT -8
But it looked like a strawberry!
You punch Mike Tyson's mother.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 17, 2014 15:09:40 GMT -8
"Like that, you wimp. Ow, my ear.."
Prior to your revolutionary death.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 15:15:48 GMT -8
"War, for the Reichstag!"
Never feeling the same.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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"...I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."
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Mar 17, 2014 17:13:24 GMT -8
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 17:13:24 GMT -8
"I think I'm a sofa."
You run with scissors. Safety scissors.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2014 17:30:29 GMT -8
"No, look, it's totally safe, see?" *Trips, impales eyeball*
You are lost in the desert. Right before you die, you stumble on the lost cache of the E.T. Atari game.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 20:28:40 GMT -8
"LOSERS."
You're in front of a stampede, a rhino stampede.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 20:30:06 GMT -8
"How unexpected."
You decide to go all Shining on someone.
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The Major
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Mar 17, 2014 20:34:08 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 20:34:08 GMT -8
"This is the one with the birds, yes?"
You go Road House on the wrong highway.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 18, 2014 8:40:35 GMT -8
Road House! *kicks*
You fall through a crack in reality.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2014 8:44:36 GMT -8
"Oh shit, I'm stuck with the one with the chin."
You have been informed that ants are building a colony in your gut.
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