Lord Sinistra
Retired High Councilor 
VE Human Capital Management & Talent Acquisition
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Mar 18, 2014 8:48:09 GMT -8
"That tickles."
Aneurysm in the shower.
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Tysabaar
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Death shall be your ultimate reward.
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Affiliation: The Force
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Post by Tysabaar on Mar 18, 2014 8:49:23 GMT -8
"Look I'm turning red, that's weird." Splash!
Your tongue swells to the point of blocking all your airways.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me!
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Affiliation: Piracy
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 18, 2014 9:25:16 GMT -8
Oh man my girlfriend is going to love this!
You are the victim of the five point palm, exploding heart technique.
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Chloro
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Sparkle and glitter, gleam, glow - SHINE!
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Post by Chloro on Mar 18, 2014 21:53:30 GMT -8
"Wrong side."
You are the victim of Kuroro's exploding heart.
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The Major
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Also known as Sailor Titan
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Post by The Major on Mar 19, 2014 6:28:04 GMT -8
"I know. I know. Or love literally bursts our hearts."
You fall victim to a rogue escalator.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2014 6:34:30 GMT -8
"Knew I should have checked my shoelace."
You have been ordered to go into a nuclear reactor to prevent a meltdown and save the world.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 19, 2014 7:09:24 GMT -8
Not again!
You're the Captain of a sinking ship.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 19, 2014 7:17:10 GMT -8
"Thank goodness I fled on the luxury life boat."
You are the commander of tank currently tracked and on fire.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 19, 2014 10:57:28 GMT -8
Good thing I brought a repair kit and fire extinguisher! (if you've played World of Tanks you'll know)
Both of your parachutes fail to open at 5,000 feet.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 20, 2014 2:56:54 GMT -8
"Lousy ad. 'Parachute for sale', it said. 'Once used, never opened', it said. The small stain should have been the give aw..."
Nailed!
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 20, 2014 5:33:33 GMT -8
"That was..... different.
I'll get breakfast. I can see from the marks on you that you moving would probably hurt.
"Sorry about the suggestion with the wine bottle. Read it in a book once and you know those things that make impressions? Yeah, sorry!"
Zing!
Crossbow'd.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2014 5:47:21 GMT -8
"Hey look, a midget with a-"
Taking a bath with pikachu.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 20, 2014 7:21:29 GMT -8
"I shoulda wore the rubber gloves like Oak said."
Semi conductor incident.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 20, 2014 7:26:48 GMT -8
If you get electrocuted it really does make everything stand up!
Caught smuggling spice onto Kuat.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 20, 2014 7:32:20 GMT -8
"I'm holding it for my friend, I swear."
Hilarious crushing under a girl scout brigade march.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 20, 2014 7:45:35 GMT -8
WHERE ARE MY COOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEES!!
You jump the turnstiles on the London Underground.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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"...I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 20, 2014 9:34:48 GMT -8
"Good thing I caught the early train to work!"
You get possessed.
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The Major
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Mar 20, 2014 10:17:21 GMT -8
via mobile
Post by The Major on Mar 20, 2014 10:17:21 GMT -8
"I like people! I like helping and health! Let's save ponies! I like pink."
You are about to be crushed by one ton of blue.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2014 10:37:23 GMT -8
If it was green I would die.
You are the first explorer to land on a new planet. You are subsequently the first explorer to be eaten by a predator on a new planet.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 20, 2014 10:39:41 GMT -8
That's one small step for, ARRRRRRRRRGH!
You book a flight from Malaysia to China.
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