Sephar D'cav
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Post by Sephar D'cav on Mar 20, 2014 12:47:56 GMT -8
"Good thing this is not a small plane, so if we get lost, someone will find us."
You think to hard.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 21, 2014 13:05:56 GMT -8
"Cloud Atlas is real."
You wear the wrong scarf in Beirut.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 22, 2014 1:00:44 GMT -8
"I always wanted to be king for a day."
My last words before I became a dictator.
Wear the wrong scarf in one gangster-infested back street in America.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 22, 2014 4:36:09 GMT -8
"What did you just call me? A knickerbocker? That's it, have at you, cur!"
You are on a bullet train. You get shot by a bullet, can you possibly squeeze one more pun before the end?
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Tess/Tez Bola
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"...I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 24, 2014 7:08:28 GMT -8
"Ow."
Angry space invaders.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 24, 2014 7:30:51 GMT -8
"Lame. Where's XCOM?"
Angry cat invaders.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 25, 2014 7:37:01 GMT -8
"This last ball of yarn is mine!"
A toothbrush incident.
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Galdaart Fel
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Mar 29, 2014 17:50:15 GMT -8
"Mother always said I should take care of my gums."
Golf course demise.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 30, 2014 8:02:23 GMT -8
FORE!
A firework display gone wrong.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 30, 2014 21:22:08 GMT -8
"I've lit it. Now what? Swallow it?"
Cellphone radiation poisoning.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 31, 2014 5:09:09 GMT -8
"I have cancer in my ear? I thought that was tinnitus."
Scolding coffee incident.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 5:16:05 GMT -8
"I should have listened to the beverage."
A murder of crows.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 31, 2014 5:20:27 GMT -8
"But I love you all soooooooooooooooooo! Bright side: instant weight loss."
Possession Vigor.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 31, 2014 13:29:23 GMT -8
"I DON'T BELONG HERE!"
Crab incident.
You decide which type of crab.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 31, 2014 13:45:00 GMT -8
"This is why I hate the beach."
You trip onto an electric fence.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 31, 2014 16:43:57 GMT -8
Just a sec, I need to pee and this fence post is the only thing around!
You're eaten by Villa's mum.
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Apr 5, 2014 6:54:00 GMT -8
"Listerine, for God's sake!!"
Horrible piano accident.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Apr 5, 2014 7:16:00 GMT -8
"Usually, bugs bunny recovers quickly..."
Forget to capitalise pronouns.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Apr 5, 2014 8:17:55 GMT -8
I didn't know you were an actual grammar Nazi!!
You're run over by your own tank.
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Sephar D'cav
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Post by Sephar D'cav on Apr 7, 2014 12:50:03 GMT -8
Knew hiring a cheap blind pilot was a bad idea!
Your heart gets ripped out of your chest while you're still alive.
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