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Post by Zik Kine on Feb 28, 2014 13:04:22 GMT -8
Snoochie boochies.
Your on the receiving end of the falling skier.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 13:11:39 GMT -8
"Snowboards are cooler."
You're disarming a bomb. You were supposed to cut the red wire. You cut the blue instead.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Feb 28, 2014 13:21:51 GMT -8
"I told you I was color blind!"
You're about to be pecked to death by chickens.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 23:18:39 GMT -8
"Ghost chickens in the sky"
You get between Mike Frantz and his Trans-dimensional engineered liquor cabinet
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 2, 2014 6:20:12 GMT -8
"Why is the rum gone?"
You're about the bleed to death from a papercut!
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Sephar D'cav
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Post by Sephar D'cav on Mar 3, 2014 9:45:57 GMT -8
"Thought the pen was sharper than the sword, not the paper!"
Someone swapped your glass of water with HCL.
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The Holy Man
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Post by The Holy Man on Mar 3, 2014 10:45:42 GMT -8
"Mmm. Tastes like burning."
You make the mistake of telling Inky that Nickelback is better than Led Zeppelin.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 7:56:50 GMT -8
"Those were the best days of my life."
You court Diva for a week.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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"...I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 7, 2014 8:21:27 GMT -8
"You need my blood for what?"
You're being chased by a bantha with... rabies!
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 8:28:43 GMT -8
"You call that biting?! I'll show you..."
You step into a bear trap.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 7, 2014 8:37:10 GMT -8
"I never even got to see the ending of Lost!"
You're riding Thunder Mountain, get to the top, and notice that the track up ahead is gone.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 8:38:48 GMT -8
"Things can only go downhill from here."
Someone fits a tire around your shoulders and lights you up.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 7, 2014 8:41:32 GMT -8
"Well, this took an odd turn."
You eat the wrong mushrooms found in the forest on a camping trip.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 8:44:09 GMT -8
"You might take my colon, but you'll never take my dignit... BLAAAUGH!"
Rusty nail clipper.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 7, 2014 8:46:00 GMT -8
"Damn I'm stupid."
Snake pit! You were presumably pushed in by Major.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 8:47:52 GMT -8
"Those aren't the tentacles you promised..."
You're pushed in too, presuming you were hanging around to take a look.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 7, 2014 8:49:45 GMT -8
"Damn, I REALLY AM stupid!"
You trip down a long winding staircase.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 8:55:34 GMT -8
"Chin! Shoulder! Back! Head! Neck..."
You take a late night taxi.
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Ty Loms
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Post by Ty Loms on Mar 7, 2014 8:57:12 GMT -8
No words are spoken, just a series of grunts, thuds, cracks, and a final splat.
You're trapped in an elevator plummeting from the 100th floor...
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 8:59:58 GMT -8
"Just jump as you hit the bottom..."
A noodle incident.
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