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Mar 29, 2021 11:12:23 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 29, 2021 11:12:23 GMT -8
*Looking A bit rocked by his momentary travel betwixt this The Other world & Our own The Old man mumbled questioningly* -An Tiarna- "Magnum.... No. Magnesium?" * Scratching forehead in confusion* -An Tiarna- "Magnet. That's it!?" * Fingers now stroking beard* -An Tiarna- "Think that was Connor..... Looks a bit a fright..... Boy needs some vitamin C....."
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Mar 29, 2021 15:07:24 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 29, 2021 15:07:24 GMT -8
*Face appearing as if it would slide from head* "Who'd have guessed I'd get bored with the Other world this fast...."
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Mar 29, 2021 16:33:35 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 29, 2021 16:33:35 GMT -8
*Small table, graciously loaned to him by one of the Omnipotent, set before him as he drank copious amounts of coffee. Giant left index tapped the table. Abruptly he bellowed* "Who wants to play hungry hungry hippo?"
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 2, 2021 0:00:18 GMT -8
*The Old man now had the Sacred Lawn Seat & setting down to some Heavenly Light Side Popcorn & watching World at War. Title might be considered xenophobic by the natives of numerous other planetary systems out there, still, gotta admit tis epic title. Anyway The Old man sat watching, meaning that he would provide comentary* -AnTiarna- "Hey look somebody's attacking Manaan....." *Leaning forward he pondered* "Looks pretty epic but... who's defending it? Gotta admit looks a bit lame when you take that into consideration ."
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 2, 2021 8:23:36 GMT -8
*The Old Man, palms on thigh s gazed out across the Universe wide. Abruptly he bellowed* -An Tiarna- "How exactly do we know where the Unkown Regions are???" *Throwing Pam's out in frustration & shrugging shoulders. Leaning forward his eyes tell upon his Beloved Home* -An Tiarna- "Hummm..... What a mess...." *Scratching head* -An Tiarn- "Holy merciful Crap! The Holy Man hath arrived. Ohhh..... That's bad."
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Apr 2, 2021 18:39:35 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 2, 2021 18:39:35 GMT -8
*Still seated, right elbow on knee, palm on chin, The Old man thought.... Suddenly he spoke* -An Tiarna- "What was her name?" *Hand reaching out he declared* "Lily Munster! No....." * Giant hand now on temple, he blurted out questioningly* "Mortica! That's it. Wait...."
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Apr 2, 2021 19:24:33 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 2, 2021 19:24:33 GMT -8
*Much later, time so insignificant here in the Other world, so let us say... 6 hours. Now where were we? Right! The Old man yelled* "Yes!! Think I have it..... Girl looked as if she suffered a blood disorder, you know kindda pale." *Giant meathook pointing at any any everyone in earshot* "Sinistra! That's it!"
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 3, 2021 3:27:22 GMT -8
*Left knocking a fly out of his eye, then shot pointing at The sky, which was right !there.... Here? The Old man's mouth fell open but strangely nothing came out*
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Apr 3, 2021 18:44:55 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 3, 2021 18:44:55 GMT -8
*Sitting in this newfound Heavenly abode the Old man seemed to be right in his medium. Here they were so respectful of his wrapped vision of reality. Well at least they patronized the madness. So there he sat preaching, the Don Cherry of the Afterlife. Hands gesturing slowly he spoke* -An Tiarna- 'Kids.... Today's subject is Historical Revision.'
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Apr 3, 2021 20:18:46 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 3, 2021 20:18:46 GMT -8
*Clearing throat, so as to facilitate moving his big mouth* -An Tirana- ' You see things are laid out in such a way that reading the Annals of the Glorious Histories of this Mighty Uni are paid out right in font of us.' *Reflecting on his own words a long moment, then lighting a cigarette* -An Tiarna- 'Then you investigate the underbelly of that & form a truth.' *Eyes Shrugging to the Right for a split second* -An Tiarna- 'Then you get the truth.....'. *Face flat, eyes bottomless* -An Tirana- 'I know a truth.... As Old as the Uni....'
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Apr 8, 2021 10:40:20 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 8, 2021 10:40:20 GMT -8
*watching close he muttered* "Was it Pit told me way back 'You can't kill an idea?' *Smile growing on face* 'Apparently you can steal one..... Gotta admit, kindda lame.'
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Apr 8, 2021 22:43:45 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 8, 2021 22:43:45 GMT -8
*The Old man sat in Harmony not so harmoniously chewing celestial popcorn and guzzling Beer of the Gods. He came to a staunch conclusion: Life really really sucked. But he already knew that before playing with a highly explosive incendiary device and blowing his sorry behind to... well here. What were those monkeys trying to achieve down there? Oh ya... I was the King Kong of those apes so shouldn't talk too loud. This harmoniousnesness was really turning me into a creampuff. Raising a hand* -An Tiarna - 'Would I be asking too much for some Celestial Tums?' *Ask and you shall receive! And then some; tums rained down on him from the sky... above the sky that he now called home. Scratching head trying to figure this all out The Old OK. Just what was he now? Confused An Tiarna ate another Heavenly tummy tranquilifier*
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 9, 2021 0:04:12 GMT -8
*TheOld Dead man sat up* -An Tairna- 'Ohh check out the revelation Morrigan just had!' *Downing two handfuls of celestial popcorn & washing it down with a belt of Brew of ye Lord* 'His head does look a bit ridiculous.' *Right index straight up to second knuckle into right ear* -An Tiarna- 'She's right on that other call too. Hold up; this is getting more unrealistic with every move.....'
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Apr 10, 2021 18:06:40 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 10, 2021 18:06:40 GMT -8
*The Big Ugly feared his hideous face from The Land of The Dead. And ugly it was.... He spoke* -An Tiarna- "Ok.... Today we look at names, starting with my own." * Gaze sweeping his Heavenly Abode just terrifying those already Dead, hence not really open to a liking blow. Fear existed in every Domain, so it would seem* -AnTiarna- "Now where was I? Right! An Tiarna Dubh, or in Standard, The Dark Lord.' *Eyes wide* 'That's right. Don't seem so scary now eh?' *Offering a now pearly white full tooth smile, care of the Ghoulish Powers of the Afterlife* "So one might appreciate my equal parts amusement & pain with the common use of 'An' by those addressing me.' *Actually smiling, be it for but a fleeting second* 'Sinistra was clever: 'Ani' so she said.'
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Apr 13, 2021 0:41:53 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 13, 2021 0:41:53 GMT -8
*Still watching the great scene before him as it it were a TV, bellows* -AnTigens- "You haven't seen him in a while? Really gotta learn to roll with the punches with those lines; how could you miss him exactly?"
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Apr 13, 2021 2:09:22 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 13, 2021 2:09:22 GMT -8
*The Old man sits, now with a small table in front of him. Left hand near white from hanging onto table so forcefull, while tapping index finger of right hand. Face contorted* -An Tiarna- "The Other world is not always what it's cracked up to be....." *Voice rising up to an ear splitting roar* -An Tiarna- "Iniquitous!!!" *The two Angels, at his right hand of course, smoking joints drop their spliffs, smacking hands to tender ears more used to mellow volume & pleasant sounds* "He should have some damn life crystal thingie!!!"
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Apr 13, 2021 4:14:26 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 13, 2021 4:14:26 GMT -8
*Looking around, oviously in terrible pan* -AnTiarna- "Got any prune juice?" *The Eternal ghosties of Mace Yoda and many miscellaneous Jedi edged away from the Old Dead man.... Mind wandering he wondered if he'd see any bogus obviously pre-scripted work today.....*
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Apr 13, 2021 11:29:31 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 13, 2021 11:29:31 GMT -8
*The Old Dead man sat, now donning 18' black rubber boots, camo boonie hat dressed with red devil, spinner bait, curley tail grub, Terminator T-1 spinnerbait and needlefish lures and rod, armed beloved Yoda lure, celestial every burning cigarette in mouth, he spoke* -An Tirana- 'I'd claim to not be trolling here but come on; this getup is just crying for attention.' *A little Jedi, struck down by some red eyed freak bum rushing his Temple whilst he prayed, ran up, tossing a bucket of water on An Tiarna, then scurrying behind a conveniently positioned Heavenly rock. Casting water from face with massive left hand* -An Tiarna- 'Gotta admit..... I asked for that....'
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Apr 14, 2021 5:28:28 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 14, 2021 5:28:28 GMT -8
*Eyes on the universe, An Tiarna sat with morning popcorn and coffee so strong that the spoon stood straight up. Stopping on one heartwarming reunion he groaned* -An Tiarna- "Ahhhhhhhgggg...." *Dry heaves and gagging followed "Not this shite again...." *Giant right index finger held high* -An Tiarna- "Gravol!!!"
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Apr 14, 2021 13:08:02 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 14, 2021 13:08:02 GMT -8
*The OldDead man sat in his Heavenly Home legs crossed burning smoke in hand watchings. Several times he turned and three a glance to the audience. Sometimes shocked. A year or two, which he quickly brushed away* -An Tiarna- "I'm not crying just had some celestial spot got in my eye!" WHere widened, thinned and closed at certainnpoints. At long last he sighed* -An Tiarna - "Well saw this twist coming a mile away. " *Turning attention to his once beloved home* -An Tiarna- "Now let's watch these ones for a moment as they spit on my grave...."
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