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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 20:29:22 GMT -8
People everywhere admit that Superman is a waste of time. Then come the gritty reboots. Again.
I wish for a bottle of water. Wait, no, got plenty. Um, I'm good then. Next guy wanna wish something?
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Post by The Major on Jun 30, 2013 21:37:01 GMT -8
The next person casts their wish. Why destroy each of your minds with vicious trauma writing out what that would consist of?
You wish.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 21:44:01 GMT -8
I do. You don't wanna know what for.
I wish I had my teapot handy.
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Post by The Major on Jun 30, 2013 22:04:25 GMT -8
It's very handy because a RPG blew it as shrapnel into your chest cavity.
Explain that in a letter. Zing!
I wish you told me what you didn't say.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 22:06:16 GMT -8
I tell you, but your mind instantly suppresses the information for the good of mankind.
I wish your previous answer to my wish had been coherent.
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Post by The Major on Jun 30, 2013 22:12:14 GMT -8
It was. Granted, I will prepare to explain on a fifth grade level to you.
I wish that all weddings were banned by the state. Eloping should be the norm.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 22:13:46 GMT -8
Eloping is the norm. But, being human, folks still manage to fuck that up too. And it's still your fault.
I wish to skip forward exactly 1 hour in time.
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Post by The Major on Jun 30, 2013 22:20:37 GMT -8
Granted, I don't like you very much. You go forward by an hour. An hour from now the missiles land on your head.
I really wish that it wasn't my fault, that there was a way my mind could lie and trick me into believing it wasn't my fault.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 22:23:04 GMT -8
It can! You no longer think it's your fault. But that explosion you hear? See, you also tricked yourself into putting your coordinates in the computer instead of mine. Gotta be careful with that whole mind altering business.
I wish my tobacco bag wasn't looking so pathetically close to empty.
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Post by The Major on Jun 30, 2013 22:31:55 GMT -8
YES! Yet another tobacco wish. I'm turning this into a tradition.
Granted, it doesn't look close to empty. It is empty.
I wish there was a way to disappear but still observe.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 22:35:05 GMT -8
Your wish is granted, but you only linger for as long as it takes for my tobacco bag to completely run out. Which reminds me, it's time for another smoke.
I wish DeLoreans actually could reach 88 mph. That was the most unbelievable part of that whole movie, honestly.
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Post by The Major on Jun 30, 2013 22:37:50 GMT -8
They can but only when launched from a high speed cannon.
Being a sociopath rocks. I defer my wish.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 1, 2013 7:07:17 GMT -8
To what higher power, I wonder? But since you can smile and tell me you're a sociopath, I call your bluff.
I wish for a tire iron.
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Post by The Major on Jul 1, 2013 7:56:35 GMT -8
You've got it. But you kill your dolls in a blind rage.
I wish I could explain how you can smile and be a sociopath in a word.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 1, 2013 8:07:40 GMT -8
Polite.
I wish that I could have avoided the anger issues.
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Post by The Major on Jul 1, 2013 8:16:36 GMT -8
Granted, but you now have an inferiority complex.
I wish for us all to know true love and happiness.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 1, 2013 8:19:01 GMT -8
AUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
I wish that Kuroro hadn't died. Goodnight, sweet princess.
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Post by The Major on Jul 1, 2013 8:36:32 GMT -8
Subject 194 is nearly complete. What are you wasting a wish for?
Oh, if you haven't noticed, I'm the one recreating her. That would be the corruption of this wish, for you laymen.
I wish my friends would stop bothering in real life and just join up in this site and talk to me that way.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2013 21:13:18 GMT -8
Your friends stop bothering you in real life. But when they come here, they instantly find themselves in over their heads, and withdraw in a matter of days. And since you stopped talking to them in real life, you have no means of contacting them. No friends left at all.
I wish for an army of camel spiders that ride camels and obey my every command.
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Post by The Major on Jul 2, 2013 4:29:39 GMT -8
Granted without issue. It's simply too bitching.
Damn, corruption, corruption.
..... right! You discover you're allergic to spiders.
I wish I could ride a horse.
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