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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 19:32:24 GMT -8
You can feel the malice. The where and the how its felt are details best left in private.
I wish for about 10 feet of copper tubing. I can make my own damn liquor.
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Post by The Major on Jul 3, 2013 19:55:33 GMT -8
Granted, but your buddies keep bothering you while you do it and mess it up with shenanigans.
I wish for the otherworld to take this one.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 4, 2013 6:20:48 GMT -8
Cheers.
I wish to find a picture of the Major in a Sailor Moon outfit.
But if no one wants to help me - to the internet! Make a commission! Pay Money! Like a Boss!
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Post by The Major on Jul 4, 2013 7:26:16 GMT -8
Granted, you find it. Even I want it. I think the Major is getting tired of this suit. It's itchy in the summer.
I wish to all that's good, I swear I will be good -if Gukky can find a decent one with Major in Sailor Jupiter's outfit.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 4, 2013 7:53:25 GMT -8
Delivers  Oh, wrong Major..  There we go... It looks like it was done by a three-year-old, but its the thought that counts... |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2013 7:55:24 GMT -8
I wish I could erase those images from my brain.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 4, 2013 8:08:06 GMT -8
The cure!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2013 8:09:37 GMT -8
I wish I could punch you right now.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 4, 2013 8:14:55 GMT -8
Granted. Oh, stop touching me with your manly hands in my my face painfully.
I wish I turn anyone's statement into a slash fiction.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2013 8:25:33 GMT -8
You can. We'd just prefer you didn't.
I wish creating slash fiction was punishable by death.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 4, 2013 8:29:42 GMT -8
Gukky tearfully parted ways from Eralam as the noose tightened. The fond memories of the times they spent together would be with him forever..
I wish to see Eralam's face around now.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2013 8:35:20 GMT -8
Imagine a robot laughing.
I wish I had the power to curdle all the milk on the planet.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2013 14:50:06 GMT -8
Wish granted, however the power is uncontrollable so you go to the Doctors, the Doctor happens to be Gukky.
I wish I had added more dots to the end of this wish 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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2013 16:19:50 GMT -8
You have more dots. They are made of your blood, which is now leaking from multiple stab wounds.
I wish for a nap.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 5, 2013 8:18:40 GMT -8
Granted. Here's an injection. Oh, were you planning on waking up again?
I wish to have my doctorate back.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2013 15:13:30 GMT -8
Gtanted you have a doctorate in butt plugs.
I wish I had a beard that contained an extra fist.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2013 15:27:30 GMT -8
You do. It's not on your chin.
I wish for a good book that I haven't read to magically appear on my bookshelf. The Forever War is a great read, but the salient points are hitting a bit too close to home for comfort.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 1:27:26 GMT -8
Wham; the life, works, thoughts and obsessions of Katie Price arrives on your shelf and quite coincidentally a burglar brakes into your apartment and takes all other books.
I wish I had the power of telekinesis.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 6, 2013 5:48:20 GMT -8
Your powers only work when the toilet paper is out of reach.
I wish Steffo Rancis was afflicted with toilet jokes for the rest of this thread.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 5:52:20 GMT -8
Granted, and because it's so damned funny, I won't even try to corrupt it.
I wish the fine folks of Egypt would call time out on the coup just long enough for mail to get through.
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